10 funny things my kids have said lately…

10 funny things my kids have said lately…

It’s been a while but it’s time for one of my regular ‘funny things my kids have said lately’ posts. Many of you have told me that they are some of your favourite posts of mine so hopefully it’s another one that will have you laughing. These were all said while Lena was 3 and Arlo was 6.

  1. I put the hood up on Lena’s stroller and she wasn’t feeling it and said ‘We’re not doing this again. I’ve a hood on my coat. WE ARE NOT doing this again’. 3 going on 30.
  2. Arlo eating his tea ‘Mammy, I’ll always remember you’. Erm, I wasn’t aware I was going somewhere.
  3. Arlo ‘A girl at school is an orphan now’. Me ‘Oh no, that’s awful’. Arlo ‘Yeah she wrote a book, it’s in the library’. AUTHOR, he meant author. 
  4. Talking to Arlo about the stretch marks on my stomach, me: ‘Do you think stretch marks are good Arlo?’ Arlo ‘yeah, because if you can’t remember your children, they will remind you’.
  5. Arlo ‘are Newcastle in the pregnant league?’
  6. Me to Lena who was having a tantrum because I was in the middle of something and couldn’t get her a drink RIGHT NOW. I said ‘Lena, mammy is doing something already, you’ll have to wait until I’m finished. You need to learn that you have to wait sometimes if people are busy. The whole world doesn’t revolve around you you know’. Lena replied emphatically ‘it does’. 
  7. Lena singing ‘heads, shoulders, beans and toes, beans and toes’. 
  8. On asking me about an electronic sign, Arlo asked ‘Can builders do electrics question mark’. He actually said question mark so I know he’s going to be an official geek like daddy.
  9. Me, exasperated ‘Remember kids, Santa is always watching’. My 6 year old said ‘well he shouldn’t be because sometimes we are naked and he’ll see our private parts and that’s wrong’.
  10. I was in the bathroom trying to change my menstrual cup and Lena wanted me to put Beauty and the Beast on immediately but I told her to wait a minute. She turned to me and said ‘I’m going to go live with a new family’. Savage. 
Twinning is winning in these M&S PJs

For previous funny things posts see here, here, here, here, here and here.

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9 Comments

  1. January 17, 2019 / 20:20

    hehehe! They are funny.
    When my teen was little she used to sing heads, shoulders, beans and toast. lol

  2. January 18, 2019 / 13:54

    Just spammed your blog with views reading all those previous instalments, they are all absolutely brilliant! Kids are so hilarious 🙂 the orphan / author comment has to be my fave haha. Melis

    • January 18, 2019 / 13:55

      Aww thanks Melis. Much appreciated!

  3. Kirsty
    January 18, 2019 / 14:41

    Number 4, 9 & 10 are my favourite! But they’re all hillarious! & what an intelligent little diva Lena is already! Brilliant!! Xx

  4. January 20, 2019 / 17:25

    LOVE heads, shoulders, beans and toes!! HA HA!!! I really do love these, they come out with the funniest things!

  5. Matthew Savage
    February 8, 2019 / 15:58

    Haha! How else would you remember your kids but for stretch marks…it all makes sense now! Love hearing your kids thoughts – I agree a constantly watching Santa is a tad pervy…

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